Thank You Klout, because of your influence of my influence I have thought about running for office.
However, I thought about this carefully and if I were going to run for office based off of my Klout score, we all know I would likely not make it past the first race given the constant decline in votes aka +k’s since I added Google+.
But I want to thank the internet for allowing me to become influential on unicorns. As Unicorns are the way to a pot of gold (please note: this is not yet a Klout perk).
Should you decide to vote for my Repulican influntial self, I would only assume that any +k’s given to me will result in a higher score, and not a lower one.
Now we all know this will not be the case, and that any +K’s may actually, in fact, lower my influence. Thus, I am in fear of actually running for office and asking for votes/+k’s.
I just don’t know you anymore Klout. We had something beautiful once.
But if you could really tell me, how the f*ck am I influential on Republicans?
